Grey's Anatomy "Desire" Quotes
GEORGE: "What is the strongest layer in the small bowel?"
IZZIE: "Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn itâ€¦"
GEORGE: "It is... not... snot... "
• Rating: 3.3 / 5.0
CRISTINA: "Plates and little place cards? Ok, heâ€™s turning into a girl."
IZZIE: "I think itâ€™s sweet. He obviously cares about this stuff."
ALEX: "This white one tastes pretty good."
• Rating: 3.9 / 5.0
MIRANDA: "His testicles have swollen, which is the understatement of the year."
CRISTINA: "Fantastic! How much? No, uh, donâ€™t tell me. Let it be a surprise."
MIRANDA: "Look, you and Grey can take him for his ultrasound and his X-ray."
CRISTINA: "The V.I.Penis."
MIRANDA: "Just go!"
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
MIRANDA: "I know I said you could use the day to study but weâ€™ve got an all hands on deck situation."
CRISTINA: "Bad car accident?"
MEREDITH: "Multiple gunshot wounds?"
MIRANDA: "A penis. The chairman of the boardâ€™s penis."
• Rating: 4.2 / 5.0
CALLIE: "Why donâ€™t you just go there already?"
ADDISON: "Because he doesnâ€™t barbeque either. Plus heâ€™s like 12 years old and could fit all his belongings in a milk crate."
CALLIE: "Well, guys like Karevâ€¦ at least you know heâ€™ll never lie to you. Guys like him, they must run in their 20s, but then they, you know, pack it in and teach their kids to play catch."
ADDISON: "Maybe. Ahh, I need to stop thinking about both of them."
CALLIE: "And I have to stop thinking about Izzie Stevens."
ADDISON: "Hey, Callie, hereâ€™s the thing. When youâ€™re obsessing about something like that, thereâ€™s generally a reason."
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
CALLIE: "I caught George in a lie the other day. He said he spent the day in the clinic when he spent it doing god knows what with Izzie Stevens. Itâ€™s probably nothing, right?"
CALLIE: "Right. So howâ€™s your manwhore? Miraculously reformed?"
ADDISON: "For now. Itâ€™s never gonna turn him into... what I want."
CALLIE: "Which is?"
ADDISON: "The whole thing. I want someone stable who barbeques and teaches kids how to play catch. Thatâ€™s not Mark Sloan. Which doesnâ€™t explain why I spent the entire day looking at Alex Karev like a puppy at a chew toy."
• Rating: 3.9 / 5.0
MEREDITH: "It looks like a teeny tiny catfish."
RICHARD: "Close. See there? Those are spines. This is a candirÃº fish."
CRISTINA: "The penis fish? This guy has the penis fish! In his... in his... Wow!"
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
ALEX: "Hey. I was just checkinâ€™ up on Ava.
ADDISON: "Do I have another Denny Duquette situation on my hands?"
ALEX: "What? Are you serious?
ADDISON: "I have never seen you so attentive with a patient. Youâ€™re always there, checking her stats, running tests, doing research!"
ALEX: "Itâ€™s my job.
ADDISON: "No, itâ€™s my job. Iâ€™m her doctor. Youâ€™re my intern."
ALEX: "Which is why I have to know her stats at all times. Because Iâ€™m not about to stand next to you in your OR and be anything less than over prepared, ok? Thereâ€™s no way Iâ€™m gonna go to work every day with a surgeon like you and not be at the top of my game. So, if you wanna yell at me ... "
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
ADDISON: "I was gonna go get a drink. You wanna head over to Joeâ€™s?"
ALEX: "Yeah, Iâ€™m kinda under about this test."
ADDISON: "Okay. You know, um, I took that test once upon a time. We could, um, go back to my hotel... I could quiz you."
ALEX: "Look, uh, this isnâ€™t... youâ€™re not my girlfriend, okay?"
ALEX: "No offense, today was awesome. Itâ€™s just, Iâ€™m really busy, I have a lot of work. I donâ€™t have time for ..."
ADDISON: "No, of course. Study. Itâ€™s what youâ€™re here for, right?"
• Rating: 2.6 / 5.0
IZZIE: "I donâ€™t know how we do this. I donâ€™t know how we work together and be friends and act like itâ€™s all okay."
GEORGE: "I... thereâ€™s a spot available at Mercy West. I called them."
IZZIE: "Youâ€™re gonna transfer to Mercy West?"
GEORGE: "I have to."
• Rating: 1.8 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 28