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Greys-anatomy

I have a cure for a headache that doesn't involve coffee.

Arizona

Derek: Don't McDreamy me.
Meredith: McDreamy is being a McAss.

The Chief is gone... he's been gone a long time.

Miranda

[to Alex] I'm gonna work in Tacoma and it's gonna be awesome and you're gonna be jealous.

Izzie

Surgery or love? You have to choose!

Cristina

Surgery. It's the thing you come home from, not the thing you come home to.

Izzie

Love comes and goes. Surgery doesn't.

Alex

Lexie: Oh god, you're gonna tell Derek and then Derek's gonna tell Mark that I'm a whore.
Meredith: No! I'm not going to say anything, and neither are you.

Meredith: Izzie leaves and Mark gets a kid, and you two decide the best way to deal is to get drunk and mash your genitals together?
Alex: No freaking way you get to judge us or give relationship advice. Besides you were a total dirty mistress like two weeks ago.
Lexie: Are we calling me a dirty mistress?
Meredith: That was two years ago and his wife didn't have cancer!
Lexie: Because I've been with like six guys in my whole life. Alex and I, we've done it before. I was recycling, it was like good for the environment.
Alex: Izzie's gone. I was horny. She was there.
Lexie: Oh crap, I am a dirty mistress!

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