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Greys-anatomy

MEREDITH: "Ow. Ow. Ow."
IZZIE: "What are you doing?"
MEREDITH: "I'm inserting my banana bag. It sounds vaguely dirty, but it's not."

MEREDITH: "I seem to be drunk. I was off-duty."
MIRANDA: "So was I. Anybody else half in the bottle?"

[to Meredith] "Regretting that last shooter about now, aren't you?"

MIRANDA

CRISTINA: "PLEASE tell me you've seen a leg! A cleanly severed right leg?"
GEORGE: "No."
CRISTINA: [shakes head, leaves]

"She wanted to see her friend. What was he supposed to do, tackle her?"

IZZIE

[about Bonnie] "She's cracking jokes. How do you tell somebody that she's going to be dead in a few minutes when she's sitting up, cracking jokes?"

GEORGE

[to Alex] "Easy, Killer."

PARAMEDIC

MEREDITH: "Dude, you lost your mojo."
ALEX: "Excuse you?"
MEREDITH: "I was trying to talk boy."
ALEX: "O'Malley plugs a hole with his finger and everyone walks around like he's some kind of hero. I have one off day-"
MEREDITH: "You chickened out."
ALEX: "I hesitated briefly."
MEREDITH: "Why didn't you kiss Izzie?"
ALEX: "And now I'm leaving."

MEREDITH: "Addison yelling at you in front of a patient?"
ALEX: "She didn't exactly yell... Fine, she's Satan’s whore."
MEREDITH: "Thank you. So, did you yell back?"
ALEX: "No."

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