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Greys-anatomy

ALEX: [about Izzie] "What's her problem?"
CRISTINA: "Still drunk."

GEORGE: "Izzie."
IZZIE: "George."
GEORGE: "What the hell happened last night? Did I at least call Callie before I passed out?"

IZZIE: "What if it's God's plan?"
ADDISON: "So... God wants you to be an adulterer?"

[narrating] "The thing about plans is they don't take into account the unexpected, so when we're thrown a curve ball, whether its in the O.R. or in life, we have to improvise. Of course, some of us are better at it than others. Some of us just have to move on to plan B, and make the best of it. And sometimes what we want is exactly what we need. But sometimes, sometimes what we need is a new plan."

MEREDITH

"Let's meet the contenders. Let's see. This is, this is Maggie. Married a high school sweetheart and has two kids. Loves being a mom. Coaches her daughter's basketball team. And makes an insane banana cream pie. And this is Elizabeth. Graduated from Northwestern. Met her husband at a political rally where they got arrested and fell in love. She's all angry and fired up, but everyone forgives her cause she means well. This, one, this one is Ava. She's funny, she's tough and a little neurotic sometimes, but you get used to it. You can tell she's been through a lot in her life, but it only made her stronger, you know?"

ALEX

MARK: "What do do you consider your weaknesses?"
ADDISON: "I don't have any. I'm that good. What are yours?"
MARK: "I'm an easy mark for evil redheads."

MEREDITH: "How was your interview?"
DEREK: "Not great. It wasn't great. I was distracted."
MEREDITH: "By what?"
DEREK: "Nothing. I don't know."
MEREDITH: "On a scale of 1 to 10 how bad is it?"
DEREK: "Eight."
MEREDITH: [kisses him] "How about now?
DEREK: "Seven."
MEREDITH: [kisses him] "How about now?"
DEREK: "Six... five... four... three..."

MEREDITH: "I let Mark use the memory of my mother to win points with the Chief. You were right."
DEREK: "I'm sorry."
MEREDITH: "You know what's weird?"
DEREK: "What's weird?"
MEREDITH: "It's exactly what she would have wanted."
DEREK: "Dead mommy's proud?"
MEREDITH: "Dead mommy's proud."

"Sorry. I'm so sorry."

GEORGE
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