Grey's Anatomy Season 1 Episode 9: "Who's Zoomin' Who?" Quotes
Derek: Meredith i am so sorry. Addison...what are you doing here?
Addison: You'd know if you'd bother to answer any one of my phone calls. (turns to Meredith) Hi. I'm Addison Shepherd
Addison: And you must be the woman who's been screwing my husband.
[narrating] "The thing people forget is how good it can feel when you finally set secrets free. Whether good or bad, at least they're out in the open, like it or not. And once your secrets are out in the open, you don't have to hide behind them anymore. The problem with secrets is even when you think you're in control, you're not."MEREDITH
DEREK: "Somewhere out there is a steak with your name on it, and maybe a bottle of wine."
MEREDITH: "This is why I keep you around."
[enraged, tackling Alex] "You gave me syphilis!?"GEORGE
"You are lying. I know youâ€™re lying. You know how I know? Cause youâ€™re a bad liar!"MIRANDA
CRISTINA: "Okay, Iâ€™m in."
MEREDITH: "I am so not involved in this."
CRISTINA: "Meredith, this is Fight Club, nobody talks about it."
PRESTON: "Bill is sterile?"
SURGEON: "And always has been."
GEORGE: "So who got his wife pregnant?"
DEREK: "Maybe we should, you know, make some rules."
MEREDITH: "We should."
DEREK: "Just for the record... I like the glow-in-the-dark ones."
MEREDITH: [laughs] "I bet you do."
MEREDITH: "So just for the record, youâ€™d tell me if I need to get tested, right?"
DEREK: [whispers] "You think I have syphilis?"
MEREDITH: "No, I don't. It's just... I mean we never made any rules or anything... we never said we had rules and I wouldnâ€™t hold it against you."
DEREK: "When would I have time to go out and get syphilis? Youâ€™re a handful enough as it is. And besides, weâ€™re practically a condom ad."
MEREDITH: "Yeah...But no more glow-in-the-dark ones."
DEREK: "How goes our special super secret silent sunset surgery?" [pauses] "I've been practicing that."
MIRANDA: "You have too much time on your hands."
DEREK: "Can you keep a secret?"
MEREDITH: "Better than you think."
PRESTON: "Why are you in this line?"
CRISTINA: "Itâ€™s the syphilis line."
PRESTON: "You donâ€™t need to be in this line."
CRISTINA: "I donâ€™t?"
PRESTON: "Thereâ€™s no one else. That surprises you?"
CRISTINA: "Nothing surprises me."
PRESTON: "Do I need to be in this line?"
PRESTON: "Okay then."