CRISTINA: "Your eyes were closed."
RICHARD: [smiles]
CRISTINA: "But... how did you..."
RICHARD: "Old school, Yang. Muscle control. When in doubt, always stick to the basics."

DEREK: "Come on, have a drink."
MEREDITH: "I can't have a drink, I'm celibate."
JOE: "You mean sober? She means sober."
MEREDITH: "No, I mean celibate. I'm practicing celibacy. Drinking does not go well with celibacy because it makes everything and everyone seem kind of porn-y. Then my head gets all cloudy and the next thing you know I'm naked. My point is that I'm celibate, and knitting is good for surgical dexterity, so I'm making a sweater."
DEREK: "You? Celibate? I don't buy it."
MEREDITH: "No more men."
ADDISON: "No more men? Really? You? I'm just asking, because we're friends."
Meredith: Every guy I meet turns out to be married.
DEREK: "Oh... ouch."
MEREDITH: "Or Mark."
ADDISON: [walks away] "Okay, I'm going to sit over there now."
MEREDITH: "Sorry. Or, remember the horrible thing I did? Remember George?"
DEREK: "You're making a sweater."
MEREDITH: "I'm making a sweater."

[narrating] "So go ahead. Argue with the ref, change the rules. Cheat a little, take a break and tend to your wounds. But play. Play. Play hard, play fast... play loose and free. Play as if there were no tomorrow. It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game... right?

MEREDITH

[narrating] "A good basketball game can have us all on the edge of our seats. Games are all about the glory, pain and the play-by-play. Then there are the more solitary games. The ones we play all by ourselves. The social games, the mind games. We use them to pass the time to make life more interesting... to distract us from what's really going on. There are those of us who love to play games, any games. And there are those of us who love to play a little too much."

MEREDITH

"You are all a bunch of arrogant surgeons."

RICHARD

PRESTON: "You forged my signature?"
MEREDITH: "That’s really bad, right?"
PRESTON: "Yeah, that’s really bad." [pauses] The next time you decide to forge my signature, let me know. Save me a trip."
MEREDITH: "That’s it? You're not gonna yell and say 'Dammit, Grey' and then storm off?"
PRESTON: "I will if you want me to."
MEREDITH: "That's okay."

MEREDITH: [narrating] "Everybody's a liar."
PRESTON: "Dr. Grey, is that a dog?"
MEREDITH: [holding dog by the leash] "No."
MIRANDA: "Tell me that is not a dog."
ALEX: "It's not a dog."

IZZIE: "You’re not moving out, George."
GEORGE: "Oh, yes I am. I gave an ultimatum. Threw down the gauntlet. Drew a line in the sand."
IZZIE: "Well, it's time to ungive, unthrow, undraw."
GEORGE: [sighs] "A man does not give an ultimatum and then back down. Meredith had a choice and she chose the dog."
SOPHIE: "A girl chose a dog over you?"
GEORGE: "Yes!"
IZZIE: "No!"
SOPHIE: "That must be one hell of a dog."
GEORGE: "Excuse me?"
SOPHIE: "Those eyes, and those nice, firm hands. If a girl chose a dog over you, it must be one hell of a dog!"

"Stop. Don't talk to me! You'll only make me mad. I'm afraid you'll mess up my game, and I'm in the zone."

GEORGE

SOPHIE: "Nursing homes are for old people. I know I’m elderly. I do know that. But if I have to go to that place, I’m afraid I’ll become old."
GEORGE: "I don’t think that’s possible."
SOPHIE: [smiles] "You're too sweet."
GEORGE: "You know I would keep you here if I could."
SOPHIE: "No, darling, you can't waste any more time with me. You have to go balls out with the dog."
GEORGE: "Excuse me?"
SOPHIE: "So she chose an animal over you. Women are fools, that's old news. Life's too short for you to give in, Irish. So fight. You go and fight for what's yours."

[opens Alex's test scores] "Congratulations, you're not an idiot. Except when you are being an idiot."

IZZIE

[to Addison] "It's just a dog, it doesn’t mean anything. It’ll be fine."

DEREK

Grey's Anatomy Season 2 Quotes

IZZIE: "You want us to make her seize? How do we make someone have a seizure?"
DEREK: "Get creative. Do some research."
GEORGE: "Well, if all the normal methods have failed then what are we supposed to do-"
DEREK: "Use a strobe light. Get her drunk. Hang her up upside down from the ceiling and hit her with a wiffle ball bat, for all I care. Just make her seize. 'Cause until she seizes, I don't know when to operate, and if I don't know when to operate, I can't get this woman out of my life. And this woman is not how I like to start my mornings."

CRISTINA: "I am a 55 year old man. I'm nauseous and I can't stop throwing up."
ALEX: "Forget it, alright. I didn't ask for anybody's help."
CRISTINA: "Look, evil spawn, you can nurse your pride -- the key word being nurse -- or you can pass your test and be a doctor. Up to you."
ALEX: [pauses] "Any abdominal pain?"
CRISTINA: "Yes, from my giant fat belly all the way to my back. Oh, and I'm drunk. Hiccup. Hiccup."