Adalind: You... bastard...!
Renard: I know.

Wu: Thanks for coming.
Nick: We couldn't think of a way to get out of it.
Hank: That's why we brought chocolate and flowers.
Wu: Well, where are they?
Nick: Oh, we didn't bring them for *you*.
Hank: It's *our* reward for coming here!

Wu: Oh, so you guys saved my ass.
Hank: That's why I ate the chocolate, and he kept the flowers!

I can fry water!

Hank [defending his culinary skills]

I lost my mom when I was 12. And I got her back, and lost her again. I would never do that to Kelly.

Nick

Nick: Portland can survive one day without you!
Wu: What if it doesn't?
Hank: Then we'll know who to blame!

Got a wound on his jugular. And by 'wound,' I mean someone chewed him up with a chain saw. Fun stuff!

Sgt. Franco [about a dead body]

Let me make this perfectly clear -- you and I don't have complete control here. Welcome home!

Renard

Renard [about baby Kelly]: I'll treat him as I would my own.
Adalind: That's reassuring. You gave our daughter away!

Rosalee [Monroe is working on a self-winding watch]: Well, I'm going to bed, and unless you join me in the next few minutes, you're going to be the one who's self-winding tonight!
Monroe: ...and I'm done!

Well, electable or not, none of *us* are voting for him tomorrow! [Everyone stares at him.] ...just for the record...

Monroe [about Renard]

Renard: Look, we did have some good times together.
Adalind: Is *that* what you're looking for? More "good times"?

Grimm Quotes

Come on let's have a brew. And, by the way, you're paying for that window.

Eddy

Why can't you look at her ass like the rest of us?

Hank