You know, I appreciate the spirit, but this is not an assault.

Monroe

A bottle of wine would be nice for my mom, and a quart of Jack Daniels for the martyr.

Rosalee

That was a hell of a coma you put me in bitch.

Juliette

You know, just for the record, I did not actually kill her she impaled herself.

Kelly

Well, we're one key closer to...God knows what.

Monroe

[to Trubel] Wish I could have seen his face... before you cut it off.

Juliette

Hank: [about Adalind] She's a Hexenbiest, a witch.
Nick: In more ways than one.

My uncle does love his bastard son. Should he lose a second son, there will be hell to pay.

Prince Viktor

[about Trubel] Well, she sees a police captain get shot, killer tries to shoot her, and she chops his head off. It it was my daughter, she'd be a basket case.

Agent Rosten

Sean Renard: Detectives Burkhardt and Griffin, this is Elizabeth LaSalle. My mother.
Hank Griffin: [surprised] Oh.
Nick Burkhardt: Hi.
Sean Renard: ...She's had a little work done.

Oooh, I know I smelled it! Bacon, that's all I want!

Trubel

Why can't you look at her ass like the rest of us?

Hank

Grimm Quotes

Come on let's have a brew. And, by the way, you're paying for that window.

Eddy

Why can't you look at her ass like the rest of us?

Hank