Wu: And by "ready," you mean "off the deep end"?
Hank: There is no shallow end in this pool.

I don't know what you are. But you're no Aswang.

Wu

Oh, my God! It's my chiropractor!

Bud

You call this a side effect?!

Juliette

Juliette: Did I do that? I didn't do that. Did I?
Renard: I believe you did.

Hank: You ate her cookie.
Wu: I did?
Nick: Yeah. That's why you ate your carpet.
Wu: ...Oh.

You're like a five-year-old with a loaded gun.

Henrietta

If the fortune tellers were any good, they would have seen it coming.

Nick

Rosalee: Are Nick and Juliette coming over?
Monroe: No... more like Nick and Hank.
Rosalee: Well, that didn't take long.

This is familiar. Reminds me of when my brother Eric came to town. Did you, um, ever find his killer?

Renard

Maybe he should come home and find *you* dead!

Juliette

Juliette: So what happens when Adalind finds out you're a Grimm again?
Nick: One less Hexenbiest wouldn't be a bad thing, would it?
Juliette: No, I guess not.

Grimm Quotes

[about Adalind] I just gotta say, that woman is such a bitch!

Juliette

Come on let's have a brew. And, by the way, you're paying for that window.

Eddy