Wu: And by "ready," you mean "off the deep end"?
Hank: There is no shallow end in this pool.

I don't know what you are. But you're no Aswang.

Wu

Oh, my God! It's my chiropractor!

Bud

You call this a side effect?!

Juliette

Juliette: Did I do that? I didn't do that. Did I?
Renard: I believe you did.

Hank: You ate her cookie.
Wu: I did?
Nick: Yeah. That's why you ate your carpet.
Wu: ...Oh.

You're like a five-year-old with a loaded gun.

Henrietta

If the fortune tellers were any good, they would have seen it coming.

Nick

Rosalee: Are Nick and Juliette coming over?
Monroe: No... more like Nick and Hank.
Rosalee: Well, that didn't take long.

This is familiar. Reminds me of when my brother Eric came to town. Did you, um, ever find his killer?

Renard

Maybe he should come home and find *you* dead!

Juliette

Why can't you look at her ass like the rest of us?

Hank

Grimm Quotes

Come on let's have a brew. And, by the way, you're paying for that window.

Eddy

Why can't you look at her ass like the rest of us?

Hank