"Whenever I look into your sister's eyes ..... those big beautiful eyes ..... I waited a lifetime to get into them ..... OH, HELL ......"

A.C.

"After things happened, my real name wasn't safe anymore."

A.C.

Gus Aitoro: Hey I've got to go.
Harley Davidson Cooper Mallet Spaulding Aituro: Where?
Gus Aitoro: I'm a detective. I need to detect something.

Gus Aitoro: [Beth has kidnapped Alan and Gus and is holding them in a cabin] Did you ever see that movie "Ghost," where the guy dies and his wife is all vulnerable, and then the best friend moves in on her. That is so Mallet. He's just honing in on Harley because she's so vulnerable.
Alan Spaulding #3: What's a six-letter word for "I told you so"?
Gus Aitoro: [spelling] S-H-U-T-U-P.
[yells]
Gus Aitoro: Shut up!
Alan Spaulding #3: That is six letters, but it doesn't really fit here. Why are you looking at me that way? You are the one who landed us in this mess.
Gus Aitoro: No, no, this is not my fault.
Alan Spaulding #3: May I remind you, Gus, you kidnapped me.
Gus Aitoro: You were going to kill Harley the minute you came out of the courtroom on New Year's Eve. Why don't you just admit it?
Alan Spaulding #3: And in the end, I wasn't the man you needed to worry about after all, was I?

A.C. Mallet: Hey, partner, how is it going, man?
Gus Aitoro: Hey, I've been looking for you. You need to come with me. You've got to help me.
A.C. Mallet: What's the problem?
Gus Aitoro: The problem is you.
A.C. Mallet: [Locks Gus in a jail cell] And now the problem is fixed.
Gus Aitoro: Open the door.
A.C. Mallet: So what did you tell Harley?
Gus Aitoro: Open the door. If you don't open the door, I'm going to beat you senseless.
A.C. Mallet: What was the plan, go down to the courthouse and slip into the hearing room, and then you're going to shoot him in the head in the alleyway?
Gus Aitoro: We are not talking about a sane man.
A.C. Mallet: You remember what we were talking about. Taking Alan down any way...
Gus Aitoro: Are you Mr. Romantic all of a sudden?
A.C. Mallet: Can you think of a better way to spend New Year's Eve? Listen, partner, cool down. I'm going to get some coffee.
Gus Aitoro: Open this door!
A.C. Mallet: I'm not dealing with a sane man. This is where you belong.
Gus Aitoro: Listen to me! Listen to me.
A.C. Mallet: You're going to stay right where you are, you're not going to do anybody any harm. Calm down.
Gus Aitoro: Bye Mallet.

Cassandra Elizabeth: [regarding her in-vitro procedure] I would really rather do this at Cedars, you know. I like my doctor.
Edmund: Oh, so do I, Cassie, so do I, but he can't hold a candle to the specialists here. Besides, these facilities are first-rate. They've got the best security of any clinic in the Midwest. It's like a fortress.
Cassandra Elizabeth: A fortress. Why would we need a fortress to get pregnant?

Dinah: Do you know how sick and twisted I am? I'd just like to explain it to you. I have played Princess Cassie for so long that I actually started to believe I was her. That everything she had should be mine. And at the same time, I hated her for taking everything, everything that should be mine in my dream. So being her and hating her is what my life has become. That's who I am. And I didn't see that until last night. And I am nothing without Cassie.
Bill: Stop it. Listen to me. Listen to me. That's the whiskey talking. That is not you.
Dinah: No. It is.
Bill: No, it isn't.
Dinah: Bill, I saw it in your eyes and I saw it in Daddy's eyes when you guys did not care, you were very excited to pack me off to Italy, so you could keep me away from Cassie and she could go on with her life.
Bill: You know what? This is what it's all about. It's you getting a fresh start. That's what you need. That's all you need, Dinah.
Dinah: She has everything that I have ever wanted, and I have needed that to stay alive.

Alan: Alexandra, you look like you've been frightened badly.
Buzz: You look radiant.
Alex: Thank you. I was out taking a ride on Buzz's sow.
Buzz: Hog.
Alex: Whatever.

I'm pregnant! I'm pregnant! Well, I'm not. My wife is. I'm just overweight.

Rick
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