Hayley: Hey, is Scientology a religion or a cult?
Joe: Cult!
Hayley: They obtained nonprofit status in October. Never mind, I'll figure out where it goes.

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Promise me whatever the offer is you'll consider it.

Cameron

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Joe: Does this long, long trailer mean you're movin' out?
Cameron: No! This. This is for us. We'll have all this room to just do what we want.

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Josie: What are you doing?
Hayley: Skating is coming on. It's Tonya and Nancy and the whole world is watching and I want to know what happens.
Josie: I was watching the Real World and it's the episode where David gets kicked off because he pisses of Jamie. Will you please!
Hayley: I was reading something online that said they generate all the drama.

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Joe: What are you really excited about?
Gordon: This. Here. You and me.

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