My love of rational business plans is clashing with my love of clandestine love affairs.

Brad

Dammit Chad, you got me in trouble again. That's my underwear monster, I believe you two have met.

Max

Hi. Could you bring me a dress that's a little more affordable like maybe one from last season or one that somebody died in.

Penny

I'm sorry I get racist when I joke and I get hungry when I'm racist.

Penny

He's not lying, he once ladybugs'd himself into a jr high girls soccer tournament, bet against the team and threw the game.

Brad

You need a dirtbag and luckily enough for you my middle name is Herbert and I'm a dirtbag.

Max

Ugh actors are the worst.

Jane

You had Jane plan you a backup wedding in an underground bunker just in case North Korea quote grew a pair, but you never thought of who's gonna walk you down the aisle?

Alex

The point is I gotta be a man and stand up for myself on my own with you guys behind me. Brad maybe you more towards the front perhaps wearing some Raiders gear.

Dave
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You had Jane plan you a backup wedding in an underground bunker just in case North Korea quote grew a pair, but you never thought of who's gonna walk you down the aisle?

Alex

The point is I gotta be a man and stand up for myself on my own with you guys behind me. Brad maybe you more towards the front perhaps wearing some Raiders gear.

Dave
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