Happy Endings Season 3 Episode 22: "Brothas and Sisters" Quotes
Oh my God, I'm the Jackie Robinson of the Kerkovich family!Brad
Penny: Hello Gay Sir.
Max: Hello Countess von Boobs.
My secret is so big that just the tip well be enough.Penny
Lamenation Jane? Why don't you just cover it in glitter you cheap whore.Jane
I didn't really date. I would call it a series of mind blowing sexual experiences with a lot of beautiful women.Dave
So much blonde.Penny
Strength, courage, composure, no carbs.Jane
When you say it outloud like that it just really sinks in, like when I found out Gossip Girl was a guy.Alex
Jane you're actin extra nuts, and I'm not talking about mistaking the teaspoon with tablespoon kinda nuts I'm talking about Mel Gibson downing a 5 hour energy and showing up at a Bar Mitzvah kinda nuts.Max
Pearl Harbor cause we want this wedding to be da bomb! Like that Michael Bay movie Armageddon.Alex