Happy Endings

Happy Endings "The St. Valentine's Day Maxssacre" Quotes

Penny [to Dave]: Your first email address was ThreesomeChaser@PulaskiHillsMiddleSchool.com.
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Brad [to Max]: Fat Joey.
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Jane: It's like "Weekend at Bernie Mac's" back here.
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Dave: I just blew a threesome.
Penny: Two V's and one D? Or two D's and one V?
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Jane: The doctor said you're lucky you're still alive.
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Alex: After I got mistaken for a whore, it made me realize something.
Max: That your grandmother was a whore?
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Jane [about her Grandma]: JFK once called her a real Chicago slut.
Penny: Why are you always so proud of that.
Jane: It's Camelot, brew!
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Brad: No no no no I don't do drills or shots, I can't do pain, ok? Give me the goof juice, just give me the goof juice and don't be bashful, put me under, put me all the way under. I won't get mad if I make in my pants. Seriously I won't sue if I poo.
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Dave: Not everyone's as terrible as you Penny, with all due respect.
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Penny [to Max]: We get it, they're all 69 dollars.
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