Your first email address was ThreesomeChaser@PulaskiHillsMiddleSchool.com.

Penny [to Dave]

Fat Joey.

Brad [to Max]
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It's like "Weekend at Bernie Mac's" back here.

Jane

Dave: I just blew a threesome.
Penny: Two V's and one D? Or two D's and one V?

The doctor said you're lucky you're still alive.

Jane

Alex: After I got mistaken for a whore, it made me realize something.
Max: That your grandmother was a whore?

Jane [about her Grandma]: JFK once called her a real Chicago slut.
Penny: Why are you always so proud of that.
Jane: It's Camelot, brew!

No no no no I don't do drills or shots, I can't do pain, ok? Give me the goof juice, just give me the goof juice and don't be bashful, put me under, put me all the way under. I won't get mad if I make in my pants. Seriously I won't sue if I poo.

Brad

Not everyone's as terrible as you Penny, with all due respect.

Dave

We get it, they're all 69 dollars.

Penny [to Max]

If the sex is crazy on a regular night, imagine what the VD sex is gonna be like.

Dave
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Happy Endings Season 2 Episode 13 Quotes

We get it, they're all 69 dollars.

Penny [to Max]

If the sex is crazy on a regular night, imagine what the VD sex is gonna be like.

Dave
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