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Max: You should watch the gay history channel.
Dave: That's a real thing?
Derek: Yeah it's called Bravo.

Brad get me a new pair of pants, I look like a Turkish Whore master!

Jane

Look at all this hair, I look like Gene Wilder.

Brad

This is nothing new, Jane has always been the president of everything. Student body, national honor society, our immediate family.

Alex

My top half is at a museum fundraiser and my bottom half is selling veggie burritos in the parking lot outside a Widespread Panic concert!

Brad

So Dave is really gonna fight the guy? Our Dave? The same Dave who wept during Jeremy Renner's Oscar speech?

Penny

I'm gonna take a nap, think about it, maybe buzz one out.

Jane

Um when was this photo taken and why are you making the Kobe Bryant intensity face?

Brad [to Jane]

Dave doesn't realize that by running his mouth, snitches get stitches.

Alex

Max, why are you dressed like Josh Brolin from "The Goonies?"

Penny
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Happy Endings Season 2 Episode 19 Quotes

Dave doesn't realize that by running his mouth, snitches get stitches.

Alex

Max, why are you dressed like Josh Brolin from "The Goonies?"

Penny