Happy Endings Season 2 Episode 19: "You Snooze, You Bruise" Quotes
Max: You should watch the gay history channel.
Dave: That's a real thing?
Derek: Yeah it's called Bravo.
Brad get me a new pair of pants, I look like a Turkish Whore master!Jane
Look at all this hair, I look like Gene Wilder.Brad
This is nothing new, Jane has always been the president of everything. Student body, national honor society, our immediate family.Alex
My top half is at a museum fundraiser and my bottom half is selling veggie burritos in the parking lot outside a Widespread Panic concert!Brad
So Dave is really gonna fight the guy? Our Dave? The same Dave who wept during Jeremy Renner's Oscar speech?Penny
I'm gonna take a nap, think about it, maybe buzz one out.Jane
Um when was this photo taken and why are you making the Kobe Bryant intensity face?Brad [to Jane]
Dave doesn't realize that by running his mouth, snitches get stitches.Alex
Max, why are you dressed like Josh Brolin from "The Goonies?"Penny