Happy Endings "You Snooze, You Bruise" Quotes
Max: You should watch the gay history channel.
Dave: That's a real thing?
Derek: Yeah it's called Bravo.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jane: Brad get me a new pair of pants, I look like a Turkish Whore master!
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Brad: Look at all this hair, I look like Gene Wilder.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Alex: This is nothing new, Jane has always been the president of everything. Student body, national honor society, our immediate family.
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Brad: My top half is at a museum fundraiser and my bottom half is selling veggie burritos in the parking lot outside a Widespread Panic concert!
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Penny: So Dave is really gonna fight the guy? Our Dave? The same Dave who wept during Jeremy Renner's Oscar speech?
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Jane: I'm gonna take a nap, think about it, maybe buzz one out.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Brad [to Jane]: Um when was this photo taken and why are you making the Kobe Bryant intensity face?
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Alex: Dave doesn't realize that by running his mouth, snitches get stitches.
• Rating: Unrated
Penny: Max, why are you dressed like Josh Brolin from "The Goonies?"
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