Happy Endings Quotes
I didn't understand the dog barking or the Puerto Rican guys playing checkers, but I have never seen you more comfortable on screen.
Penny
Max: Dude I'm the Dave whisperer.
Dave: Yeah but can you do it for no money?
Max: I bartered for this outfit using only illegal Mexican candy, I think I got this.
You were absolutely know where Michigan is, you were an extra in 8 mile.
Brad [to Max]
Dave: I just thought it'd be better to have an actual professional, not somebody who wears a turtleneck he found on the ground.
Max: Aha! This is a mock turtleneck and I found it in the garbage.
You're sweating on my bruschetta.
Jane [to Brad]
The weird part is, now that I have a guy, everybody wants to set me up. Oh I know Al! I should hook you up with one of my "extras."
Penny
