Zoe: Is it too much to ask for just one medical emergency? You know a rare illness, a blunt force trauma, an outbreak.
Patient: Doctor Hart, are you crying?
Zoey: [crying] I don't even know anymore.

Lemon: You certainly don't have to worry about running into the love of your life at a hoedown two towns over.
Lavon: Lemon Breeland, are you saying I'm the love of your life?
Lemon: Who says I was talking about you? Maybe I was talking about the soup guy.

You walk in [Lavon's kitchen], and there are just pastries everywhere. Where do they come from? We're never going to find a new place that comes with its own pastry elves.

Zoe

Annabeth and George: She's [Lemon] trying to set us up!
Annabeth: It is a scheme within a scheme within a scheme.
George: That's a triple scheme!

Lavon: Hey, maybe this all for the best. I mean, now there's nothing holding us back.
Lemon: No, AB was right. I've been selfish my entire life, and I will not put my feelings before hers.
Lavon: I guess you were right last night. The only we can do is just move on.

Zoe: We were just positive that we were having a girl on account of me being a girl, which I can now see wasn't a totally logical assumption.
OBGYN: Especially for a doctor.

Lavon: That's it? You're just gonna walk away and not say anything else?
Lemon: What else is there to say?
Lavon: I can't wait around forever, Lemon. If you won't have me then I will find someone else who will.
Lemon: Good. Good for you. Goodbye Lavon.

George: I would just like to say that I have thought about it, and I take it back.
Annabeth: Take what back?
George: Asking you out.
Annabeth: You can't take it back.
George: Why not?
Annabeth: Because you already asked.
George: But you said no.
Annabeth: That is not the point.
George: Well I clearly was not in my right mind.
Annabeth: Because someone in their right wouldn't ask me out?
George: Exactly.
Annabeth: Excuse me!?

Zoe: What's going on?
Wade: Zoe, I am freaking out.
Zoe: About what?
Wade: Well I just met Chet, Magnolia's little boyfriend. This cocky, annoying little bastard thinks he's God's gift to women because he rides bulls at the rodeo.
Zoe: I have a feeling I know where you're going with this.
Wade: Zoe, he's me. He's younger me, and we have to raise one of those.

Annabeth: He's not leading me on. I am completely over Lavon Hayes.
George: Wait, what? You are?
Annabeth: Yes, and you know how I know? Because the second you walked in the door with Tansy, I couldn't stop wanting to murder you!
George: So you do like me?
Annabeth: Yes! You moron!

Zoe: What is our son gonna think? That he can shirk all his grown up responsibilities by batting his lashes and getting some woman to do it for him?
Wade: Well it is the Kinsella way.

I mean, I realize us dating each other's exes is stranger than a three-legged dog in a horse race, but that's BlueBell, right?

Annabeth

Hart of Dixie Quotes

If that line ever works for you, tell that poor girl to come to my office so I can dispense her some medicine.

Zoe

Okay, we don't get ticks in New York City. Kind of like how you guys don't get movies not made by Michael Bay.

Zoe

Hart of Dixie Music

  Song Artist
Song Hold On Wilson Phillips iTunes
Good Girls Go Bad Cobra Starship iTunes
Susanna Trickbag iTunes