I heard you, you made a mistake. I made one of those with you.


It's not that he doesn't have feelings for you, it's that he thinks he has feelings for me.


Marti: Do you remember the last time you got drunk?
Savannah: Yes, Dan got beat up and arrested. Here's hoping lightning strikes twice.

We don't hate anyone. But if we did, she would be on the top of the list.


Good for him. He's been your boyfriend without benefits for way too long.


When I'm near you and I'm not stifling the urge to strangle you like I am right now, all i can think about is being with you, holding you, kissing you.

Dan [to Marti]

I hit Dan, I slapped him actually.

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