I feel like I am in vegetable prison.

June

Please sugar bear, I will give you a little bit if you don't make me eat the carrot.

June

It’s gonna be a salmonella pie.

Pumpkin

The girls know how to push my buttons, especially my cuss button.

June

It’s gonna get real when the bills come in.

June

Sometimes, it feels like I’m living in a house full of truck drivers.… No offense to truck drivers.

Sugar Bear

I think parents should take their kids camping once just to teach them never to take their kids camping.

Jessica

If I can’t get no hubba bubba, I’m just happy cuddling.

Sugar Bear

We don’t need a human baby. Monkeys make good brothers.

Jessica

My biscuit is closed for business.

June

All I gotta say is you better keep your bat and your balls in your pants, your Tic Tac and your Skittle in your pants for a long time.

June

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Quotes

My biscuit is closed for business.

June

All I gotta say is you better keep your bat and your balls in your pants, your Tic Tac and your Skittle in your pants for a long time.

June