There's a theory, men secretly fear their wives are crazy and women secretly fear their husbands are losers.

Martha

Quinn: Why don't you tell me then, why don't you tell me just what it is that you're doing in there.
Carrie: I'm recruiting someone.
Quinn: Really? Cuz to me it looks like you're fucking a child.
Carrie: I had two days! I had to move fast.
Quinn: Is there no line, Carrie? Is there no fucking line?
Carrie: What's it to you, anyway?
Quinn: Nothing. Enjoy.

Why kill a man when you can kill an idea?

Nazir

What the fuck? What the fucking fuck?!

Lockhart

You wait, you lay low, and then you come to life.

Carrie

If I was a duck, I'd be worried.

Quinn

Martha: Peter Quinn around?
John: In the field.
Martha: Reachable?
John: Unlikely. Is there anything I can do?
Martha: Oh, he helps me sometimes, with...
John: Dennis:
Martha: How'd you know?
John: I'm a spy. I know shit.

When did you become such a pussy Saul?

Carrie

It's happening, exactly what you said. He's out there playing the hero card.

Carrie

What if I told you my dad's a Muslim?!?!

Dana

You're the strongest person I know.

Saul (to Carrie)

Hey Carrie, fuck you.

Brody

Homeland Quotes

How do you know what tea I drink?

Brody

There's a theory, men secretly fear their wives are crazy and women secretly fear their husbands are losers.

Martha