Homeland
Sundays 9:00 PM on ShowtimeFavorite Homeland Quotes
Saul: You just executed your nephew and before that you sacrificed his family in an air strike. How is that nessary?
Haqqani: You point your finger at Islam, but if Christianity is to be judged by the misery it has caused mankind, who would ever be a Christian?
Saul: I'm a Jew.
Haqqani: Yeah, well...
Brody: That's not supposed to touch the floor.
Jessica: Did you actually just say that?
It fucked me up...being wrong about Brody. It fucked me up.
Carrie
I was cross with our Pakistani friends again today and she made me promise transparency, teamwork, aah, there was another t, I forget what the fuck it was.
Lockhart
Why not trust a man who would rather die than give information to his enemy?
Nazir
Brody: Will you visit me in prison?
Carrie: I'll probably be in the cell next to you.
You're the strongest person I know.
Saul (to Carrie)
Carrie: I'm authorized to kill U.S. citizens on the battlefield, you mother fucker, don't think I can't do whatever is required. Don't think that I won't.
Dennis: Go to hell.
Carrie: You know what Dennis? You just fucked yourself.
What if I told you my dad's a Muslim?!?!
Dana
David: I need you to do your job.
Saul: I think I am.
Two minutes to prepare yourself for paradise. Well, two minutes more or less. It's not a very good timer.
Quinn
*Quinn hits Tommy across the head*
Tommy: Fuck, man!
Quinn: So, that's the two thousand I owe you, less the two thousand you stole from me leaves what? How much I owe you now?
Tommy: Zero. Nothing.
Quinn: You're fucking right.
