What are you gonna do at home? Live vicariously through a real housewife of who gives a fuck?

Tim

Kappo: It's my pleasure Kiersten.
Kristen: I'm Kristen.
Kappo: Yeah!
Kristen: You said Kiersten.
Kappo: Fuckin' love you girl!

You know you keep talkin' that shit, I'm gonna smack a dress out of you.

Rene

Wow total disrespect for the Dom. I gotta respect that.

Kappo

Young Gekko, call me Young Gekko!

Kappo

I'm gonna Coppola the shit out of this place. I'm gonna put all these hipsters to work for me making wine.

Tim

He runs on weed dealer time.

Lulu

Rasta Monsta is for the children.

Rene

One night in New York is like a month in St. Louis time.

Nancy

Kiersten: Those neanderthals are F the F up!
Kristen: So dirty, but you know what? I kind of love it!

How To Make It In America Season 2 Episode 5 Quotes

One night in New York is like a month in St. Louis time.

Nancy

Kiersten: Those neanderthals are F the F up!
Kristen: So dirty, but you know what? I kind of love it!