How To Make It In America

How To Make It In America "Mofongo" Quotes

Tim: What are you gonna do at home? Live vicariously through a real housewife of who gives a f**k?
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Kappo: It's my pleasure Kiersten.
Kristen: I'm Kristen.
Kappo: Yeah!
Kristen: You said Kiersten.
Kappo: F**kin' love you girl!
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Rene: You know you keep talkin' that s**t, I'm gonna smack a dress out of you.
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Kappo: Wow total disrespect for the Dom. I gotta respect that.
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Kappo: Young Gekko, call me Young Gekko!
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Tim: I'm gonna Coppola the s**t out of this place. I'm gonna put all these hipsters to work for me making wine.
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Lulu: He runs on weed dealer time.
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Rene: Rasta Monsta is for the children.
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Nancy: One night in New York is like a month in St. Louis time.
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Kiersten: Those neanderthals are F the F up!
Kristen: So dirty, but you know what? I kind of love it!
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