How To Make It In America

How To Make It In America

Sundays 10:30 PM on HBO

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Season: 2 1

How To Make It In America Quotes

Episode 8: "What's in a Name?"

Cam: F**k what the universe has planned. I spoke English as a second language, I dropped out of high school and I never doubted once that we weren't going to make it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tim: I'm actually pretty good with commitment. Plus Heather is into the idea of threesomes, it's just too bad she didn't find you attractive.
 • Rating: Unrated
Rene: Love will change your life if you let it. It just happened to me.
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Domingo: Yo, the safe word is pumpkin, aight? I hear that s**t, I'm kicking in that door! Just me and my bitch.
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Tim: How's Crunch?
Ben: Crisp? It's good.
Tim: Alright Cam I'll see you later man.
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Edie: Is that my former heir apparent who threw it all away to to go bang DJ's in Ibiza?
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Kappo: Money, right yeah it matters, but it's one piece of the puzzle. Let me tell you something. Sometimes who you are doing business with is a lot more important than the business that you are doing.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Episode 7: "The Friction"

Rene: Delivery! Somebody order a beatdown?
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Rachel: Oh my god, do you know about the mole people that live beneath the city? It's like straight Narnia down there man.
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Ben: It's not about the money.
Nancy: Yeah well it should be.
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Rene: What are you f**king Matlock now?
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Rene: Since when do you trust White Boy Chi Chi?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Robin: I do need you to go see Karen Bender in legal.
Rachel: Uh,OK.
Robin: She's going to tell you that you're fired...cute shoes.
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Ben: Hey you want me to hold on to this for you?
Kappo: No I don't! That's my bubby's.
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Episode 6: "I'm Sorry, Who's Yosi?"

Yosi: When you're young you have ideas and no money. When your old you have money and no ideas.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ben: I used to look at it like it was mocking me. Tonight I feel like I got a shot.
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Rene: Those aren't even real dreads. They ain't rasta they imposta.
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Cam: You never knew anybody who got brought in for questioning?
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Cam: Are all Israelis Jewish?
Ben: I don't know.
Cam: That's your motherland right there. How you not know about your peoples?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ben: You're married?
Nancy: Yes of course.
 • Rating: Unrated

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Season: 2 1
Total Season 2 Quotes: 64
Total How To Make It In America Quotes: 126
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