Popular Hung Quotes
Patty: Well, having sex with that guy [Ray] is like doing coke. It's expensive, but you really want it, so you buy it and then you get this huge awesome rush.
Tanya: That's a good thing, right? A huge awesome rush.
Patty: But then you come down from your high and you're broke and you feel even lonelier and more pathetic than you did before and you wanna kill yourself.
Ray, I don't think it sounds right when you say, 'My kid's a gay.' Just, 'My kid's gay.
Tanya
(making a sales pitch) I know the economy is collapsing, But heck, when you look back at your life, do you really want to say to yourself, 'Damn it! I was such a fuddy-duddy. I never once paid for sex. Not even once.'
Tanya
Lenore: Listen, not all women can come from just dick alone.
Ray: I haven't heard any complaints.
Lenore: That you know of.
You don't need to like the lady. You just need to... like the cash.
Lenore
Lenore: I'm taking a little survey. Can you have an orgasm from just cock or do you need a guy to go down on you to get off?
Jessica: I can't answer that.
Lenore: I've asked a bunch of my clients. Seems like the ratio is 60-40 tongue to dick. Well?
Jessica: Tongue helps.
Look around you, Ray. Most of these women have more money than they know what to do with. And their husbands are either too old or or too busy to get erections.
Lenore
Your vagina is like a car battery. You've got to keep it charged.
Lenore
Ray: The pimp job. It means a lot to her [Tanya].
Lenore: Well, winning Ms. Michigan meant a lot to me, but I had to realize it wasn't my destiny.
Lenore: You need a professional. A sex therapist.
Jessica: You're right. I do. I, I, I need a, uh, a person to talk to about all of my issues.
Lenore: And by sex therapist, I mean someone who will fuck you so good, you don't care what your husband does... or doesn't do.
Lenore: We all bring strengths to the table. For example, I bring a business head. You, Tanya, bring a strong sense of ethics and Ray brings a big dick. We can be like the Three Musketeers.
Tanya: Lenore, Ray is my prostitute!!
I used to be a big deal. I used to be going somewhere. Now all I do is try not to drown. When did life become something you buy?
Ray
