I like cooking meat!

Tanya

I'm not in the army anymore. I'm too old to have sex on the floor.

Mrs. Koontz

There's nothing wrong with good, healthy sex. It makes for a fun vibe in the neighborhood.

Mrs. Koontz

Find out what his problem is and fix it for him.

Charlie

I am tougher than I look... I mean, mentally.

Tanya

Jessica: All I'm saying is that I'm pretty good at knowing how to use my feminine wiles.
Damon: Gross.

Claire: So you really have had sex with a pregnant woman before?
Ray: Yeah... a lot.

Grandma: And the girl masturbates too much. Very loud.
Grandma's Friend: I did notice the girl had big muscular fingers.

Donut? You think I need a donut? Read the fuckin' sign lady. This is the Donut Hole!

Prostitute

Ray: What about these clenched hands?
Lenore: To me that represents fisting Ray. It tells me it's time for you to change up your repertoire.

Although we sell dick, and not cars, we could learn a lot from Diego Rivera.

Lenore
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Hung Season 2 Episode 1 Quotes

Ray: What about these clenched hands?
Lenore: To me that represents fisting Ray. It tells me it's time for you to change up your repertoire.

Although we sell dick, and not cars, we could learn a lot from Diego Rivera.

Lenore
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