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Blake: The White House is on the line.
Elizabeth: Of course they are. Because I just tied The President to a drug dealer.
- Permalink: Of course they are. I just tied The President to a drug dealer.
American girls don't seem to have inside voices. ... They're very forward.
- Permalink: USA? USA?
Even though they're like smiling at me -- their face is saying, 'How was it?', but their eyes are saying, 'I'm gonna shank you in your sleep!’
- Permalink: Beware of shanking
There are a lot of girls in the house that aren't princess material.
- Permalink: Not princess material
The guys I'm used to dating just get me drunk and make out with me in the back of the bar.
- Permalink: A low bar
There's fire-breathing dragons.
- Permalink: There's fire-breathing dragons.
Don't do too much alcohol tonight, sir, in case you give the game away.
- Permalink: Sound advice
I just feel like everything keeps adding up. Why is Kingsley calling him 'sir?' I mean, this must be Prince Harry.
- Permalink: D-uh!
I hope I have what it takes to be next to somebody with such stature.
- Permalink: Do I have what it takes?
Who else has Secret Service? The queen? The president? Michael Jackson? I don't think he's any of them.
- Permalink: Secret Service?!?
I hope I don't sound ignorant saying this, but I don't know what Prince Harry looks like.
- Permalink: Who is Harry?!?
We don't have tea parties where I'm from. I don't think Long Island Iced Teas count.
- Permalink: Do Long Islands count?