Every time you think you've reached the finish line, the gun goes off again.

Mary

Father: Who the hell are you?
Mary: A sleep deprived mom with a Glock and a itchy trigger finger.

Mary: Is it long enough to be sure?
Marshall: For you or for me?

Bette Midler signing up for the WITSEC tour or is he going solo?

Mary

Charming single dad devoid of any moves. That's your move.

Mary

There's no truth in fairy tales. Not really. You know how you can tell? They're called fairy tales.

Mary
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