Every time you think you've reached the finish line, the gun goes off again.

Mary

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Father: Who the hell are you?
Mary: A sleep deprived mom with a Glock and a itchy trigger finger.

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Mary: Is it long enough to be sure?
Marshall: For you or for me?

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Bette Midler signing up for the WITSEC tour or is he going solo?

Mary

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Charming single dad devoid of any moves. That's your move.

Mary

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There's no truth in fairy tales. Not really. You know how you can tell? They're called fairy tales.

Mary

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