In Plain Sight Quotes
Out foxing the federal government isn't as easy as Jason Bourne makes it look.
Stan
It's like your in the NASCAR race but no one else is.
Delia
How's the head shrinking going, Iron Mike.
Mary
Mary: Man of honor? That's not an oxymoron.
Marshall: Technically, no.
Mary: It's a something moron though, I'm pretty sure.
You like pep? Nobody likes pep.
Mary
Marshall: The dulcet sound of a Mary Shannon admission so rarely heard in nature.
Mary: Do you think everyone wants to punch you in the mouth?
I never wanted a sweet 16, I wanted a bottle of vodka which you bought for me.
Mary
Hate puppet shows. So lame. Also oddly scary.
Mary
Holy God I bet you sell a crap load of cars.
Mary
In my experience, holding out for closure does nothing but prolong the pain. Stoics got it right. Lance the boil, rip off the bandaid, man up and get on with it.
Mary
The only way I could have appeared more white trash is if the police had tackled me on an astroturf lanai in front of a double wide.
Brandi
Marshall: It's got 140,000 mile on it.
Mary: It's road tested. Durable.
Marshall: Or seen through another lens, a candidate for the junkyard.
