Popular It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Quotes
Naked pics online? That's disgusting. On a website? There's so many of them though. Where? Which one?Mac
Mac: Fight Milk! The first alcoholic dairy based protein drink for bodyguards!
Charlie: By bodyguards! I drink it every morning so I can fight like a crow.
Principal: I'm a little confused, are you telling me this photo of Bruce Jenner is your resume?
Charlie: Well, when I showed up this morning I didn't have a formal resume on me so i was sort of hoping the photograph of Mr. Jenner could represent the standard of excellence I'm hoping to bring to his position.
Principal: And you're looking for a job as a substitute teacher?
Charlie: Substitute janitor.
I was a five star man before the internet and I’m a five star man now. I just gotta shed the dead weight. God damn it!Dennis
Dee: You've been really stressed so I thought I'd take you to a spa day. Just the two of us.
Charlie: A what day?
Dee: Spa day
Charlie: What is this word, spa? I feel like you're starting to a say a word and you're not finishing it. Spaghetti? Are you taking me to a spaghetti day?
Dennis: I am having feelings again. Like some kind of fourteen year old kid. You remember, feelings right?
Mac: Yeah. I have feelings every single day of my life.
Dennis: Do you?
Mac: Are you saying you don't have feelings?
Dennis: What I'm saying is a built up a shell.. a shell around myself. A cold, calculated shell that couldn't be broken by anything but marriage.
I'm going to the crevice!Charlie
You keep on using this word "jabroni" and... it's awesome.Charlie
Storm coming? Hatchet coming.Charlie
This isn't fat. This is mass.Mac
Do not talk to me for the rest of the night and know that I won't be talking to you because you lower my stock.Dennis [to Charlie and Mac]
You look like Superman.Dee [to Dennis]