If you think Jesus and the lord are so great, why don't have you have them swing by in their Lamborghinis and drive you home?

Dennis

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Deandra. That's not gonna be my future. I'm not gonna be buried in a grave. When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash.

Frank

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Did you sex my mom, Santa Clause?

Charlie

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Ricky: So you stole this from me and you're coming back 20 years later to return it to me?
Charlie: At this point, I feel the robot's fallen under the finder-keepers law of America.

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