Mac: Did you do that?
Dennis: You know what? I think I did.
Mac: Yeah I think I saw you!

It could be the stairs, or the cleanliness.

Just do it Dee, just do it you god damn bitch! Ohhhh, that god damn bitch!

You move the god damn dumpster you bitch.

Back office, chickens, vents. Everything's going in the vents, okay?

Hey, alright alright alright.

Dennis

We are going to pull this thing off so help me god — son of a bitch.

Dennis: It was Mac's stupid plan.
Mac: Then why did you scratch me?
Dennis: Because you annoyed.

LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU’RE TALKING TO ME!

Dennis

How can a whole group have the same idea? What, do they say it all at once? That's ludicrous.

Mac

It’s not hilarious! It’s a stool with a nail sticking out of it.

You’re doing a chicken and airline miles scam!? Today!?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 10 Episode 4 Quotes

It’s not hilarious! It’s a stool with a nail sticking out of it.

Charlie

You’re doing a chicken and airline miles scam!? Today!?

Charlie