It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "Sweet Dee Gets Audited" Quotes
Dennis: Barney, you died too young. Before you could walk. Before you could talk. And before you had the chance to get together the proper paperwork.
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Frank: Baby croaked.
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Dennis: With real power comes real responsibility and I don't want any of that s**t. I just want the money and the illusion of power. And puss.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Dennis: People don't trust you, Frank. You're a piece of s**t and you're ugly and you ooze sleaze and you're very, very ugly.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Charlie: If you're not as educated or as informed what you do is you start your own party and you yell the loudest.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mac: That dog is turning into hot soup out there in the sun.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mac: Goddamnit I don't know how to express myself unless through anger and personal attack!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dennis: Why are the urinals filled with rocks?
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