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I am the king of the mountain top!

Dennis

I was going to take you to an empty broom closet and (makes feral face) bang the shit out of you.

Dennis [to Christie]

Dude, you're wearing makeup. And a girdle.

Christie [to Dennis]

Baby's got back, Christie. Baby's got back.

Dennis

I'd rather get blasted in the balls by a battering ram than have to have a conversation with the guy.

Dennis [referring to Tim Murphy]

Get lost bitch!

Frank [to Dee]

I specialize in bird law.

Charlie

Was he joking when he cut his family into little pieces and ate them for Christmas dinner?

Fatty Magoo [referring to Psycho Pete]

I've tacked on mass.

Mac
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