Liv: How does it feel to finally know the truth?
Major: Better.

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• Added: May 26, 2015

Major: Zombies really do exist?
Liv: They do.

• Permalink: They do.
• Added: May 26, 2015

Major: You want to feel better about your mental health? Spend a couple days with some clinically insane people.
Peyton: I do it every thanksgiving.

• Permalink: I do it every thanksgiving.
• Added: May 26, 2015

I got a giant Indian to throw a sink through the window and jumped to freedom. Nah, I'm just kidding. I checked myself out.

Major

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• Added: May 26, 2015

Liv: Careful, don't open yourself up to the classic, reverse Sicilian gambit. That's a chess thing, right?
Major: Sounds more like something a call girl would make you pay extra for.

• Permalink: Sounds more like something a call girl would make you pay extra for.
• Added: May 26, 2015