Dutch: You shouldn't sneak up on people.
D'avin: You shouldn't scream in your sleep.

Zephyr: Post-Hullen, you're in perfect neurological shape.
John: Who knew psychotic rage and repeated head bangings could be so rejuvenating?

John: Hey, it's a little early to be drinking.
Dutch: It's a little early to be my mother.

See? This is why you have no other friends.

John [to Dutch]

Zeph: His biology is way beyond me.
John: Hey, don't be so hard on yourself.
Zeph: And if it's beyond me, Johnny doesn't stand a chance
John: I take it back.

I have been a warlord, a sexer, an entrepreneur, and that big goofy bear is what I miss the most. How did this happen to me?

Pree [to Dutch]

Fancy Pants! Nice to see a friendly face! Well, at least to see your face.

Garek [to Fancy]

Excuse me. Do you seriously have no drinks that aren't alcoholic or have you all just been drunk the whole time I've known you?

Pip

Criminal geniuses, total reprobates, sexual deviants. My people.

Pip [to D'avin]

Dutch: Johnny, do you remember anything the way it actually happened?
John: Why? My version is way more interesting.

Fancy: That doesn't rhyme.
Gared: I don't write the license, bro.

John: You ever notice a lot of people die around us?
Dutch: Yeah. It's part of our charm.

Killjoys Season 4 Episode 5 Quotes

Zephyr: Post-Hullen, you're in perfect neurological shape.
John: Who knew psychotic rage and repeated head bangings could be so rejuvenating?

Dutch: You shouldn't sneak up on people.
D'avin: You shouldn't scream in your sleep.