Law & Order: SVU

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Whatever happened to the NYPD? Did all the white guys retire?
Murphy

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Remember Captain, no matter how tempting it may be, you cannot get intimate with a suspect. It will undermine your credibility at trial.
Cabot

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"Animals? He makes his living off athletes, and he calls them that?"
Detective Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola

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I'm a cop; you're a DA. Isn't that a conflict of interest just waiting to happen?
Benson to Haden

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"When three people at a party tell you you're drunk, don't drive home."
Orion Bauer

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"We both know how many athletes you've been with."
Shakir "The Shark" Wilkins

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I'm nothing like my father; you don't have to be like yours.
Benson

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"Really? Do you live under a rock."
Tensley Evans

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"He said he wanted to have sex with me!"
Tensley Evans

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"If Tensley says someone assaulted her, then someone assaulted her!"
Donna Evans

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"This is the most exciting thing that's ever happened to me, don't ruin it!"
Gergory Miller

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