There, look at that. I knew you'd fix my head some day, doc.

Riggs

Congratulations, you two. I believe this is the first case you've closed without eliciting a lawsuit.

Avery

Hey, Wally, do me a favor? Stay away from my partner.

Riggs

And the French horn is very difficult. It's much more difficult than the regular horn because it's French.

Avery

Murtaugh: So you finally meet a woman that tolerates you and you like, but you won't take her call. What is your problem?
Riggs: There is no problem. I hit the little button and put it in my pocket. It's over.

Murtaugh: Are you okay?
Riggs: I'm literally covered in beer, and I haven't had one sip, so, no, Rog, I'm not okay.

Murtaugh: Eighteen years is not nothing. Especially if a person has to live it with you.
Riggs: You know sometimes I wonder how long I'm going to be able to put up with you, Roger Murtaugh.

When you disrespect the band, you disrespect yourself.

Avery

Lethal Weapon Season 1 Episode 16 Quotes

Murtaugh: Eighteen years is not nothing. Especially if a person has to live it with you.
Riggs: You know sometimes I wonder how long I'm going to be able to put up with you, Roger Murtaugh.

When you disrespect the band, you disrespect yourself.

Avery