Conrad: I hope it's all been worth it Mr. Ford.
Nate: Worth what?
Conrad Attracting my attention.

Eliot: I have 4 minutes to prove you wrong
Mason: Wrong about what?
Eliot: That torture doesn't work.

Frat Boy: Nerd! You will never be one of us, you're a geek!
Parker: Should I tell him it's the age of the geek?
Hardison: He'll figure it out in time.

Hardison: Oh, I kind of dropped this class
Parker: You dropped it before or after you asked me to write a 10 page paper on cross-stitching in America?

They're not trying to cure PTSD; they're trying to cause it.


Nate: Kids making me nervous
Hardison: He's just a kid, how bad can it be?
Nate: How many people said that about you when you were raining digital fire down on their lives?
Hardison: Ok, now I'm nervous.

Nate: You ever been quail hunting Hardison?
Hardison: Do I look like I go quail hunting?
Eliot: Have you ever played a video game where you went quail hunting?

Nate: You want to skip the "behold my genius" part and get to what you found.
Hardison: Alright.

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