Leverage

Leverage Quotes (Page 2)

Season 5 Episode 12: "The White Rabbit Job"

Nate: Let's go steal a dream
 • Rating: Unrated

Eliot: Hardison, headed your way 10 minutes.
Hardison: Ok Eliot, come on with it, the dreamnasium is a go.
 • Rating: Unrated

Parker: What's the White Rabbit?
Hardison: It's the ungriftable grift, it's impossible.
Parker: Yeah, but we do the impossible.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 5 Episode 10: "The Frame-Up Job"

Sophie: Just letting you know, if we die I blame you. None of this would have happened if you just gone to the movies like I told you.
Nate: If I had gone to the movies, you would be in jail right now.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sterling: And despite your efforts to drop off the map, I now know your new base of operations. Everything is sunshine and rainbows.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sterling: Hey! I don't suppose anyone here spent the last few years singularly replacing every Metier in the house with forgeries when no one was looking.
Nate: Very slick interrogation [the curator takes off running].
Sterling: I didn't think that would work.
Sophie: Uh, she's getting away.
Sterling: I didn't think that would work!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sterling; Arrest them both.
Sophie: On what charge?
Sterling: Theft?
Nate: We brought you back the paintings.
Sterling: Obstructing an investigation.
Sophie: We're helping you with your investigation.
Sterling: Being annoying and crazy!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Butler: I'm sorry, what are you doing in my room?
Sophie: So, the butler did it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Stering: You have one hour. If I don't have a suspect in an hour, you're both going down for this.
Nate: I don't need an hour, I've got a Sophie.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sterling: Hello Nate.
Nate: Sterling.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sophie: I know. I'm going to be slaving away in a dusty old theater, while you sit back. Relax and watch alcoholic repressed insurance cops harassing tragically misunderstand femme fatales.
Nate: You're not supposed to root for the criminals.
Sophie: Always root for the home team.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nate: Oh hey, I just heard from the others, there's gonna stay in DC.
Sophie: I know, Parker just texted me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 5 Episode 9: "The Rundown Job"

Vance: The world can always use more good guys.
Eliot: Too bad we're the bad guys.
 • Rating: Unrated

Vance: Promise you'll consider working with us again.
Eliot: I work with them now.
Vance: Honor among thieves?
Eliot: Something like that.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Eliot: I'll tell you something Vance, I know firsthand you become obscene with being your enemy it's really easy to become them.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Hardison: Parker NO, Don't do it. Parker! Parker!
Parker: [burns venting gas on case] Fire is the only that will kill this thing right?
Hardison: Yeah. Don't that to me. I can't lose you. Don't scare me like that.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Hardison: Call up the NSA satellites.
Spy Truck: Calling up NSA Satellites.
Hardison: Thank you, creepy spy truck.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Eliot: You're the smartest guy I've ever known Hardison. I need that brain to get me to him, cause if you know I lay my hands on him, it's done.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hardison: We're thieves' man; we're good at what we do. But this is way, way out of our league.
You accept us to catch some psycho city killer, a country killer?
Eliot: You scared?
Hardison: You're damn right.
Eliot: I'm not, I've got the best thief and the smartest guy I know chasing this guy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Eliot: I'm gonna keep her alive. You guys found a way to get her out of here.
Hardison: With what?
Eliot: You stole a Michelangelo with tinfoil and chewing gum, figure it out!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

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