Hardison: Here's the full non-disclosure agreement that Kristin is to sign to get her settlement. The thing is 100 pagers longer than the one you sign for the CIA.
Sophie: How did you get your hands on a CIA contract?
Hardison: You ask too many questions.

What happen to Patience wasn't your fault, what happens next is. It's your life Charlie, make something of it.

Parker

Dodgson: Am I dreaming now or was I dream then?
Parker: Which answer gets you down here with me?

Let's go steal a dream

Nate

Eliot: Hardison, headed your way 10 minutes.
Hardison: Ok Eliot, come on with it, the dreamnasium is a go.

Parker: What's the White Rabbit?
Hardison: It's the ungriftable grift, it's impossible.
Parker: Yeah, but we do the impossible.

Sophie: Just letting you know, if we die I blame you. None of this would have happened if you just gone to the movies like I told you.
Nate: If I had gone to the movies, you would be in jail right now.

And despite your efforts to drop off the map, I now know your new base of operations. Everything is sunshine and rainbows.

Sterling

Sterling: Hey! I don't suppose anyone here spent the last few years singularly replacing every Metier in the house with forgeries when no one was looking.
Nate: Very slick interrogation [the curator takes off running].
Sterling: I didn't think that would work.
Sophie: Uh, she's getting away.
Sterling: I didn't think that would work!

Sterling; Arrest them both.
Sophie: On what charge?
Sterling: Theft?
Nate: We brought you back the paintings.
Sterling: Obstructing an investigation.
Sophie: We're helping you with your investigation.
Sterling: Being annoying and crazy!

Butler: I'm sorry, what are you doing in my room?
Sophie: So, the butler did it.

Stering: You have one hour. If I don't have a suspect in an hour, you're both going down for this.
Nate: I don't need an hour, I've got a Sophie.

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Leverage Quotes

Alec: I'm just very good at what I do.
Parker: This is the score! The score!
Alec: Age of the geek, baby.
Eliot: Somebody kiss this man so I don't have to.

Eliot: He tried to kill us.
Parker: More importantly he didn't pay us.
Eliot: How is that more important?
Parker: I take that personally.
Eliot: There's somethin' wrong with you.

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