Kaylin: You could come with me. You're a natural country star if I have ever heard one. We could be the next Johnny and June.
Eliot: Some roads you start down you can't turn back. I'm about a hundred miles down one of those right now.

Sophie: Sometimes you don't get a second chance.
Parker: Why?
Sophie: Rules of life.
Nate: Well, that is what we do.. We change the rules.

Parker: I don't think I am being strange enough.
Nate: I doubt that.

Kaylin: Have you ever been in love?
Eliot: Once, I promised her I would be there for her.
Kaylin: How did it end?
Eliot: I made the same promise to the US Government, and you can't make that promise more than once.

Eliot: Hardison....
Hardison: Don't ever do the Smurf thing again?
Eliot: Riiiight.

Parker: I am still unclear on where this "fiddle" is.
Nate: It just walked through the door.

Nate: Since when do you question me?
Sophie: Since you went off the rails, and we had to pull you out of jail and ended up getting blackmailed, thank you very much.
Nate: Fair enough.

Man [flashing badge]: FBI sir, that young lady is in our custody.
Hardison: Aw see you made two mistakes. First, you flashed that fake-ass FBI badge at me. Second, you spilt his coffee (points at Eliot).

Parker: So the thing is, I think that maybe I might be having feelings, like weird feelings, for...pretzels.
Hardison: Well, they're right here, when you want them.

Hardison: Hypnotism Nate? You do that to a mark, not you team.
Nate: Actually it's exactly what you do to your team. You push whatever button you need, to get the job done.

Parker: This vault is a state of the art Glen Reader, it's un-hackable, even for Hardison
Nate: So we have to get them to turn it off for us.

Let's go steal the man on the street... in Africa.

Nate

Leverage Quotes

Alec: I'm just very good at what I do.
Parker: This is the score! The score!
Alec: Age of the geek, baby.
Eliot: Somebody kiss this man so I don't have to.

Eliot: He tried to kill us.
Parker: More importantly he didn't pay us.
Eliot: How is that more important?
Parker: I take that personally.
Eliot: There's somethin' wrong with you.