Hardison: We're thieves' man; we're good at what we do. But this is way, way out of our league.
You accept us to catch some psycho city killer, a country killer?
Eliot: You scared?
Hardison: You're damn right.
Eliot: I'm not, I've got the best thief and the smartest guy I know chasing this guy.

Eliot: I'm gonna keep her alive. You guys found a way to get her out of here.
Hardison: With what?
Eliot: You stole a Michelangelo with tinfoil and chewing gum, figure it out!

Nice job while we were away.

Nate

Parker: To new friends, new food, and no fish.
Amy/Doctor/Parker: No fish.

She would have been very proud of how you stepped up yesterday and saved that police officer.

Parker

Sophie: How's she's doing?
Nate: Apparently dealing with some thieves.
Sophie: Baby bird is learning how to fly.

Parker: How would you handle these thieves?
Nate: Sorry, Parker you're breaking up. Who's Jeeves?
Parker: Thieves!
Nate: Bees?
Parker: No, thieves.

Hardison: Baby, love, kisses, snuggles, and other romantic verbs. Take your pills, be nice to Amy, We will be fine without you.
Parker: That's what I am afraid off.

WITSEC is like the ninth circle of hell for a guy like him...

Hardison
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