Parker: To new friends, new food, and no fish.
Amy/Doctor/Parker: No fish.

She would have been very proud of how you stepped up yesterday and saved that police officer.

Parker

Sophie: How's she's doing?
Nate: Apparently dealing with some thieves.
Sophie: Baby bird is learning how to fly.

Parker: How would you handle these thieves?
Nate: Sorry, Parker you're breaking up. Who's Jeeves?
Parker: Thieves!
Nate: Bees?
Parker: No, thieves.

Hardison: Baby, love, kisses, snuggles, and other romantic verbs. Take your pills, be nice to Amy, We will be fine without you.
Parker: That's what I am afraid off.

WITSEC is like the ninth circle of hell for a guy like him...

Hardison

I hope one day...you can leave it all behind you.

Sophie

How can a witness in protection we've been watching for the last 24hrs get access to $100,000 we didn't see?

Nate

No one is trying to kill you, you idiot!

Cole

You mean we gotta drive through a gunfight and not get shot like it's the Batmobile?

Hardison

What are there...a couple of banks down in the Cayman Islands?

Nate

We can all be better, huh?

Nate