Parker: To new friends, new food, and no fish.
Amy/Doctor/Parker: No fish.

She would have been very proud of how you stepped up yesterday and saved that police officer.

Parker

Sophie: How's she's doing?
Nate: Apparently dealing with some thieves.
Sophie: Baby bird is learning how to fly.

Parker: How would you handle these thieves?
Nate: Sorry, Parker you're breaking up. Who's Jeeves?
Parker: Thieves!
Nate: Bees?
Parker: No, thieves.

Hardison: Baby, love, kisses, snuggles, and other romantic verbs. Take your pills, be nice to Amy, We will be fine without you.
Parker: That's what I am afraid off.

WITSEC is like the ninth circle of hell for a guy like him...

Hardison

I hope one day...you can leave it all behind you.

Sophie

How can a witness in protection we've been watching for the last 24hrs get access to $100,000 we didn't see?

Nate

No one is trying to kill you, you idiot!

Cole

You mean we gotta drive through a gunfight and not get shot like it's the Batmobile?

Hardison

What are there...a couple of banks down in the Cayman Islands?

Nate

We can all be better, huh?

Nate

Leverage Quotes

Alec: I'm just very good at what I do.
Parker: This is the score! The score!
Alec: Age of the geek, baby.
Eliot: Somebody kiss this man so I don't have to.

Eliot: He tried to kill us.
Parker: More importantly he didn't pay us.
Eliot: How is that more important?
Parker: I take that personally.
Eliot: There's somethin' wrong with you.