Leverage

Leverage Quotes (Page 5)

Season 5 Episode 3: "The First Contact Job"

Hardison: You know the difference between us and them?
Parker: hmm?
Hardison: We make this look good.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nate: Stop. You knew?
Sophie: I listened.
Nate: Ok. We need to fix. We need to get our clients reputation back.
Parker: How do we do that?
Nate: By making Kanack insane.
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Nate: It's not about the money. It was never about the money. You want your reputation back.
Metz: I appreciate the help. Thanks for trying.
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Kanack: Look, all I care about is the signal we received. Do you think you can decipher it? Mr?
Eliot: Riker, Willy Riker. Willy Riker is my full name.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sophie: Why would someone dedicate so much time listening to nothing?
Nate: For the hope of what they might hear.
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Parker: I win. I want to go bunging jumping.
Hardison: We already did that.
Parker: Not off a hot air balloon.
Hardison: I seriously need to win one of these bets.
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Parker: I'm going thru the vents. Bet I get there first.
Hardison. No, I don't think that's a good idea.
Parker: Winner gets to choose our next date. Ready- set- go.
Hardison: Wait. I wasn't ready.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nate: We can have the research back in 2 hours. Right Hardison? Hardison?
Hardison: Less. I would actually like to enjoy the rest of my Sunday.
Parker: He wants to get to his online Orc battle.
 • Rating: Unrated

Elliot: What kind of guy names a toilet after himself?
Sophie: Someone who cares more about fame and then respect, that's for sure.
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Season 5 Episode 2: "The Blue Line Job"

Nate: So, is it some place warm?
Sophie: I don't remember.
Nate: Is it Boston?
Sophie: Nate, I don't remember.
Nate: You sure it's the Stanley Cup?
Sophie: That I remember.
Nate: Where was the last place you remember not having it?
Sophie: I don't remember.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nate:What the hell just happened?
Vlad: You did too good a job.
Nate: Thanks Vlad.
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Parker: Did I fall asleep again?
Hardison: Yeah.
Parker: How did the movie end?
Hardison: Soiliet Green as people.
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Nate: What did you steal?
Sophia: Something hockey related, a certain trophy.
Nate: No, you didn't. Not the Stanley Cup. No I saw it last year in Boston.
Sophie: That was a fake. Not a very good one. No, no no, my engrave was awful.
Nate: Ok, so where's the real one?
Sophie: I don't remember.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 5 Episode 1: "The (Very) Big Bird Job"

Hardison: I don't like lying to them Nate, especially Parker.
Nate: It's for the best. Everything set?
Hardison: Almost. Locking in the money right now. You sure about this?
Nate: All good things come to an end Hardison. By the way, thank you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Parker: Drink our juice.
Sophie: Do we have to?
Parker: Yes.
Nate: It's very interesting.
Elliot: You kidding me with this? You can't server this to people.
 • Rating: Unrated

Elloit: I'm only going to say this once boys, give me the... teddy bear.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Romer: my company had a little accident. A couple of employees got hurt. The government fines me. I pay the fines, I still get sued.
Nate: Big fine?
Romer: Million bucks. Hey, something good about the system. If you and I kill a guy, we go to prison. If my company kills a guy, pays a fine, that's the cost of doing business.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nate: Portland is odd.
Sophie: Very very wet, we're gonna have to a serious talk about moving somewhere with less rain.
Hardison: London has rain.
Sophie: No London has fog. Fog is mysterious, rain just ruins my hair.
 • Rating: Unrated

Parker: Hardison and I are dating.
Hardison: We just got back from a round the world trip.
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Eliot: Well, you just can't setup shop in the back of someone's restaurant.
Hardison: Of course not. That's why I bought the Microbrewery. What? No he didn't?
Parker: Yes, he did.
Hardison: We brew our own beer now.
Parker: Yeah, and we are calling it, Thief Juice. Tastes like bad guys.
 • Rating: Unrated

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