I can retask a satellite. I can get level 3 NSA clearance. I can't hack a hick.

Hardison

Sophie: Chicken fried steak?? Let me tell you something: Meat should never be used as an adjective!

Nate: You thought she was dressed like a nun for no reason?
Eliot: It's Parker.

Tara: And for what it's worth, Sophie was right. You guys are the best I've ever seen.
Nate: I know.
Tara: But no one in this world is as good as you think you are.

Eliot: I date a lot of models. Lot of private fashion shows, if you know what I mean.
Parker: Yes, yes.
Eliot: But most of the dresses ended up on the ground.
Parker: Yep, I get it. You're a guy.
Eliot: Meaning they were naked.
Parker: Okay, seriously?
Eliot: Yeah... I'm just saying.

Parker: How about this?
Eliot: That's a shirt, Parker.
Parker: Okay, but at least you can move in it. These clothes are totally impractical, okay? There's no range of motion, limited concealment options, and this reflective material would set off a motion detector a mile away.
Eliot: It's a fashion show! It's not Thieves-R-Us.

Tara: Nate Ford is arrogant, he's condescending, he just doesn't listen.
Sophie: Oh, Nate's having trouble communicating? I'm shocked.

Sophie: Listen to me. Tara Cole is the best. I wouldn't have sent her if I didn't trust her, and I know you're going to love her. So just--just give her a chance.
Eliot: She is hot.
Alec: Very hot.

Sophie: The last time one of you tried to grift, you wound up kidnapped by Russians.
Eliot: That's this brother right here.
Parker: Hardison.
Alec: Uh, we--we still can't let that go?

Sophie: Look, we didn't get along when we first started. Eliot, how long did it take before you trusted me? Hmm? Eliot, you do trust me, don't you.
Eliot: That's not the point, Sophie.

You do not let Vicki Vale into the Batcave, ever.

Hardison

Man, I hope you got a plan "B" or "F" or something in the first half of the alphabet.

Hardison
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Leverage Season 2 Quotes

Hardison: I spent three days hacking into the White House emails - no buzz.
Sophie: See?
Hardison: But we are doing some pretty hinky stuff in Pakistan...hinky.
Sophie: Look, I'm miserable, they're miserable. (To Eliot) Okay, what--what have you been doing the last six months?
Eliot: I was in Pakistan.

Eliot: You quit drinking? How'd you know about this place then?
Nate: I rent a condo upstairs.
Eliot: You rent a condo above a bar?
Nate: That's right.
Eliot: Oh, that's very...Catholic.

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