Oh, kind of squishy, yep pee'ed my pants.

Hardison

Parker: It might be easier if he's asleep.
Eliot: You want me to put him to sleep?
Hardison: HEY! I'm standing RIGHT HERE.

Why ya'll always pushing me off of stuff. Don't I get a vote? I vote NO!

Hardison

Eliot: What does Latimer want at the patent office?
Hardison: What doesn't he want, cure for the common cold, warp drive, the water engine?

Let's go steal some gold

Nate

Hardison: How am I going to do this?
Nate: You're the puppet master, pull the strings.

Eliot: Did you take a bite of all of these?
Parker: I had to see which one I wanted
Hardison: Wow, really?

Sophie: What con do you have in mind? The lazy dark son? What?
Hardison: Sophie, we're not going to run one of Nate's 18th century picturesque cons, no. We're going to run a brand new 21st century con and blow their mind.

Nate: How do I get to the uhh.
Hardison: Web Browser?
Nate: Yeah
Hardison: I dunno.

Sophie: true love does exist.
Eliot: May it always prevail.

Come on, fist-to-cuffs? Really?

Eliot

Nate: I picked you; Hardison, Parker, the others.. I picked you, alright?
Sophie: Ok

Leverage Season 4 Quotes

Pay enough they will carry you to the top, literally.

Sophie

Nate: Ok, let's go steal a mountain.
Parker: Again.
Nate: What?
Parker: Yeah, we stole a mountain two years ago.