Lie to Me "Smoked" Quotes
Marcus: You sure about this?
Lightman: Not in the slightest, mate.
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Lightman: So what will it be, Jim? You swallow the lies and go quietly or die with your eyes open?
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Lightman: Let me guess, baseball bat, tire iron? Because, neither of you strike me as the bare-knuckled wankers I grew up with.
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Wallowski: It's like two rattle snakes in a bag.
Eli: Time for the scorpion.
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Ria: You can't wait to get out of the hood.
Eli: I stick out like a white thumb.
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Lightman: Where are the peasants?
Gillian: You're an hour early.
Lightman: I need them, now.
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Emily: you wrote you first book on this
Lightman: Yea, I was the only bloke in New Guinea with carpal tunnel.
Emily: I like the way it sounds, reminds me of finger painting on the floor of your old office.
Lightman: Have you been drinking?
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Total Quotes: 7