Dr.: I need a gun
One of the bank robbers: You need to shut up!

You see that right?! You see that? They always look at me like that. I mean... Do I look like a criminal to you? Don't answer that.

Dr. (standing in the bank, talking to some blonde woman)

Dr.: Have you ever thought about wearing sensible shoes?
Torres: Definitely.
Dr.: Well, definitely sensible.

Reynolds: Thank you for this
Lee Fentris: For what?
Dr.: Being as dumb as you look.

Ria: Lightman means well, but he is slightly insane.
Ria's sister: Yeah, I noticed.

Ria: En vino veritas?! (to Eli who is pouring himself a glass of wine)
Eli: That's the only thruth I am gonna get apparently.

Dr.: Did you saw it when I said he was guilty? She crumbled.
Gillian: She was taken by surprise
Dr.: Surprise my ass.

Dr. Lightman: You're leaving soon, aren't you? No coffee stops no supermarkets. Just stay out of the capitol, all right ?
Zoe: You always did have a funny way of saying I love you.

Lightman: I have recommended to the Judge you be sent to a mental hospital.
Zach: Why would you do that for me?
Lightman: Prison will only take your freedom. But at the hospital, the pills they give you will take your mind, and make no mistake, DOCTOR Foster will make sure of that.... personally.

Emily: You know you can be a real jackass.
Lightman: You're just finding this out now?

All work and no play makes Zach a crashing bore.


Every genius has his weakness, genius.


Lie to Me Quotes

Martin Walker: A good chess player thinks five moves ahead.
Cal Lightman: Great chess players only think one move ahead, but it's always the right move.

Weil: You haven't done enough muck-raking for one day?
Ria: Sir. We don't think you were doing anything sexual at that club, because, I believe this escort, Melissa, who you paid for time with-
Weil: What about her?
Ria: She's your daughter.