Lie to Me

Lie to Me Quotes

Episode 13: "Killer App"

Ria: En vino veritas?! (to Eli who is pouring himself a glass of wine)
Eli: That's the only thruth I am gonna get apparently.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Dr. Lightman: You're leaving soon, aren't you? No coffee stops no supermarkets. Just stay out of the capitol, all right ?
Zoe: You always did have a funny way of saying I love you.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Lightman: I have recommended to the Judge you be sent to a mental hospital.
Zach: Why would you do that for me?
Lightman: Prison will only take your freedom. But at the hospital, the pills they give you will take your mind, and make no mistake, DOCTOR Foster will make sure of that.... personally.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Emily: You know you can be a real jackass.
Lightman: You're just finding this out now?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lightman: All work and no play makes Zach a crashing bore.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Lightman: Every genius has his weakness, genius.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lightman: That is not your killer.
Wollowski: Do you know what half-a-billion dollars of anger feels like?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Claire: So this is my fault?
Lightman: Are you saying or are you asking?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Zach: Claire and I have been friends since freshman year, you can tell her she is safe.
Lightman: Define safe.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Episode 12: "Gone"

Lightman: Oye, you ok?
Lane: Ask me when I get my whole family back.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Lightman: I shake people up until they lose control and forget to hide their emotions. Not the same as bullying at all.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lightman: Why did I have to have a daughter, a lippy daughter?
 • Rating: Unrated

Lightman: My hands use to look like that when I was your age, want to know why?
LJ: Because you pissed off a lot of people?
 • Rating: Unrated

Lightman: Keep your distance. My house, my rules.
 • Rating: Unrated

Episode 11: "Saved"

Lightman: What were we talking about?
Emily: Don't be a plonker.
Lightman: You get that mouth from me girl, don't you forget it. Hey Em, this book's in French!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lightman: It was just a knock to head.
Emily: There is no such thing as "just a knock to head" at your age.
Lightman: Where did you get that mouth?
 • Rating: Unrated

Eli: You actually read this book?
Lightman: No Loker, I just leave it lying around so plonkers like you think I am clever.
Eli: It could be Emily's.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lightman: Hey Em, come turn off the light.
Emily: Close your eyes.
 • Rating: Unrated

Emily: Are you trying to be annoying or does it come naturally?
Lightman: It comes naturally.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lightman: I have a concussion Em, not a brain-ectamy. You were going to Willy's weren't you?
Emily: Liam's
Lightman: Ahh!
 • Rating: Unrated

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