Season 1, Episode 6: "Do No Harm"
Ria: You have an incredible story.Farida: Thank you.
Ria: I mean, everything you've done.
Eli: Changing the world through peaceful resistance. You're like Gandhi. Except you don't look like a malnourished old man.
Farida: You're too kind.
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Eli: She wanted to sign my book. I think we had a connection.
Ria: Oh yeah. I guess Ugandan women can't resist a guy with a girly drink.
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Cal: (to Gillian) You know, you were very good back there, with Mrs. Burch. Very nurturing. Maybe you should get a puppy. I could talk to Obama's people.
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Hughs: It's been two hours. You think we can trust that pervert?
Cal: Yeah. In my experience, self-castrating pedophiles generally tell the truth.
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Farida: Do you bring all your dates here?
Eli: Just the Ugandan peace activists.
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Season 1, Episode 3: "A Perfect Score"
Eli: Russian spies? Oh what's next? Duran Duran? Parachute pants? Because I love the eighties.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Ria: When a person's facial expression is not symmetrical across their face, it is likely that they are pretending to feel the emotion. From your article in The Journal of Behavioral Science, 2001.
Cal: Sucking up's not your strong suit, is it?
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Ria: You never told me about the eyebrow plucking thing. Where did you read about that?
Cal: Nowhere.
Ria: Why not?
Cal: Because it's complete crap.
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Cal: 94th percentile. What did she do differently?
Ria: I can tell you one thing. She got murdered the day before she took the test.
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Gillian: It's a possibility but I'll need to assess his psychological state prior to the crash. Do you have any old video tape of him?
NASA Director Schaumburg: We're the Federal Government. We record everything.
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