Life on Mars

Life on Mars Quotes (Page 2)

Episode 2: "The Real Adventures of the Unreal Sam Tyler"

Mrs. Salvaggio: (discussing her ashtray with Sam) My granddaughter Sofia made it for me. She loves to come over and see all the butts in there.
Sam: Beautiful story. You should tell that to the Surgeon General.
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Windy: (after meeting Sam in the hallway who is looking up at the ceiling) What's up there?
Sam: Well, for starters, um, no naked women.
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Gene: (after Trent begins to drown) All right. Get him out, Chris.
Chris: Well, I can't swim.
Gene: Ray?
Ray: I took some lessons when I was a kid... they didn't stick.
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Sam: (after Windy tells him that the lasagna has marijuana in it) You know I'm a cop?
Windy: Then you must get the really good stuff.
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Episode 1: "Out Here in the Fields"

Sam: Do you know what this is, Annie? It's the end of the yellow brick road.
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Annie: No broken bones, no bruises. Do you feel like you're gonna vomit?
Sam: I am a little nauseous, to tell you the truth. But you would be, too, if you took the last flight in from 2008.
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Gene: If I'd wanted to be this bored, I'd go to Mass with the missus and her miserable mother.
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Ray Carling: I have an ass that can fart every Peter, Paul & Mary song ever recorded.
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