Louie "Barney; Never" Quotes
Never: My mom says any choice I make is okay because I love myself.
• Rating: Unrated
Louie: Because you eat raw meat and you s**t in the tub and you wreck everything. And as long as you act like that, no one's gonna like you, no one's gonna want to be around you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Louie [to Never]: You want me to give you raw meat in a bowl? Your mother gives you that?
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Never's Mom: Also I need you to know that I don't say 'no' to him." (quickly walks away and hails a cab) "And he can't eat anything with carbon in it. It's all from China!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Never's Mom: I know we're not friends, but I know you're the only person at this school who I can confide in and trust.
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Never's Mom: I'm having my vagina removed... I want to get rid of my vagina before Easter.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Robin [impersonating Barne]: Hey Robby, you gotta come down and check out the tits on this new Chilean broad down at Sweet Charity.
• Rating: Unrated
Louie: When he (Barney) died, I felt nothing. I didn't care. But I knew - when I pictured him going in the ground - and nobody's there, he's alone, it gave me nightmares.
• Rating: Unrated
Louie [after Robin reveals Barney is his ex-wife's brother]: So... he was important to you? (pause) I'm pretty sure he was the biggest piece of s**t I ever knew.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 9